What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."