How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

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How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.