How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

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What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

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What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.