Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!