Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Bumble Bee Jokes More Bumble Bee Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur?

Because he used a honey comb.