Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!