What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride