Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

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What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

dead walkers

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Ramadan Jokes More Ramadan Jokes

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"