Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

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Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...