How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

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What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!"

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

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How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.