What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

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Stoner!

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

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A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai