What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

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How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza