Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.