He only promised to be gone until November
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.
Because he hasn't Read October.