Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

Attention K-Mart shoppers..."