Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......