Depends on which country they're from.
The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.
A: The dog taped his mouth.
It depends on the flight delays.
It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.
It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.
x-post /r/puns Scotch.
Madagascar
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
Baked ham.
Swine flu!