Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

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How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

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Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.