Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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They start to fret.

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What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job?

A patchy gunship

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive

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Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

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He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop