Cashew Jokes

  • What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?


  • What do you call a cashew in space?

    An astronut.

  • What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

    Yes, what is it "

  • What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

    You bust a nut

  • How do you sum up a cashew?

    In a nutshell!

  • What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?


  • What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

    I'm a cashew!

  • What kind of nuts go on your feet?