What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

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When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

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What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

Cashew Jokes More Cashew Jokes

What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it "

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!