What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

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Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ?

I didn't sneeze !

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

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What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!