She's trans-parent.
Paperback
Because she's trans-parent
Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !
We're both constantly penetrating your mom
One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.
It's a parent.
It is now a parent.
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)