Thor
Paperback
I'm a little dino-sore.
Circuit training.
Snow Storms
He tried, but it didn't work out.
Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...
Shaken, not stirred.
He prefers them shaken, not stirred.
They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.
Her miscarriage.
A torn ACL
Deciding which to tell people first.
He felt dinosore.
dinosore
A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
A French press
You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
Worst. Spy. Ever.
With a low-key event
DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.