Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

Where’s the bin?

I haven’t been anywhere!

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Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

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Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.