How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

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What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name