Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Klingon Jokes More Klingon Jokes

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Captain Kirk Jokes More Captain Kirk Jokes

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

Washroom Jokes More Washroom Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Kirk Jokes More Kirk Jokes

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

What's a star trek fans favourite drink?

Picardi and Kirk