Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

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Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!