Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!