How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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What do you call a black man flying plane?

A pilot you racist.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane?

Pilots, you racist!

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Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Why does black lives matter affect the postal service?

They have white mail privilege.

Which news outlet has the most interesting Black Lives Matter coverage?

BBC

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How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!