How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!