How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips. ) ) )

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.