How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan