How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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What kind of investments do musicians make?

Sound investments.

What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four