How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!