Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

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How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

A: Pretty good

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.