Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

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What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A: A Yamahahaha

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

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What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe