Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..