What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

How do you make something go viral?

Herpes.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen