How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

What up Holmes?

Watson

Crick Jokes More Crick Jokes

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick"

Hot Girl Jokes More Hot Girl Jokes

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.