How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.