How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

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What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

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How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!