What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.