How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

A: When it's french fried.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.