How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

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Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

How did michael hutchence take his drugs?

Inxs

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

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How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.