How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.