How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

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Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.