How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

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What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.