How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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What famous band sleeps the least?

Slipknot

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?

A dinosnore !

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.