How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

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Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

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Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

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Why are rosary beads so small?

Because altar boys are really tight.

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.