How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

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How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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What, you hooked?

He says "All net."

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.