How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak